I was best friends with a kid named Alex Oeffler. He was a little crazy, but basically the coolest guy you will ever meet. I also know a kid named Marsh. Alex has something to do with his name, but I do not really know what, since his name is Marsh.
I do not, or have ever really known anyone named a Steven. Nor a person named oscar. Though Oscar is a badass name! I should name my kid Oscar.
Penishead is not even a real name! Unless you have talking about Penishead McDickenstein. It’s german.
Collin was my elementary best friend. He moved to Arizona though.
Allie is my girlfriend. And love of my life.
Quagmire is from Family Guy. DOI!